Showing posts from July, 2010

You'll get there: Noncompliments Part III

Retrograde Motion

I know who you are but what am I?

Super-Soakers hanging on the livingroom wall

The psychological disaster of late afternoon naps

In the end it was my toddler that bit me, not my pit-bull.

Does anyone have kids anymore?

For all your revelations, the price will be paid

Am I delusional?

How to Waste Your Life

wide you say youd see me on saterday and your spost to pick me up friday

"Everything's great" to "I'm so f*cking irritated" in 10 seconds flat

It's good for that style: Noncompliments Part II

You did your best: The Art of the Noncompliment

A huge piece I left out

Here are the bare outlines which sound at best apocryphal