No thanks, that doesn't sound particularly interesting and I don't like you enough to take time away from reading people's Facebook status updates

"When you're not eating, it's impossible to sit around with other people chewing unless they're eating grapes."

(Ed Federman)

I had told my dad I wanted to keep him company while posting tonight. He just got home from work and is eating dinner at 9:45 (what he likes to call "the early bird special" because he prefers to eat no earlier than midnight). I can't concentrate because of the chewing, so can't keep him company after all to which he gave the reply above.