No thanks, that doesn't sound particularly interesting and I don't like you enough to take time away from reading people's Facebook status updates

Not sure my feeble attempts at providing a commercial-free childhood have been in any way successful. 

Me this morning: "I didn't know there were so many ads on Nick Jr!"

Wally's response: "Mom, those are not ads. Those are things you can buy that are like good for baby and good for you...like...if your pores get too big, you can't shrink them just by washing your face. So do you wanna get that?"