No thanks, that doesn't sound particularly interesting and I don't like you enough to take time away from reading people's Facebook status updates

At the start of a family reunion weekend but on the Jewish side, so there are unlikely to be any alcohol-induced scandals that would make for good stories. Anyway I'll keep you posted. The wildest thing I've seen anyone do so far is jump in the pool with a light rain coming down. Plus most of the lights are out (including mine, typing here in the room where Wally's sleeping) and it's only 9:50. One more thing, please go listen to "Don't Forget Sister" by Low Vs. Diamond. Is this corny, derivative (U2, the Killers, whoever sang "Brilliant Minds") pop-rock or just roll-down-the windows and blast the radio and scream out your window ectastically and perfectly great? (I think the latter.) It's the kind of song I listen to and think for just a flash of a second this song is so good I kind of might be okay with dying which I know is not the most common litmus test of whether you like a song or not, and may fall into the "save that for your shrink" category. Anyway, let me know what you think.