No thanks, that doesn't sound particularly interesting and I don't like you enough to take time away from reading people's Facebook status updates

Oh yeah and one more important thing. The last american childhood doesn't refer to Wally's childhood. That would be just like the most obnoxious thing possible, I think. It does refer obliquely to my own (my generation's) but I have to get into that more. There's so much I want to say about it that of course I haven't said anything at all.