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Does anyone have kids anymore?

For all your revelations, the price will be paid

Am I delusional?

How to Waste Your Life

wide you say youd see me on saterday and your spost to pick me up friday

"Everything's great" to "I'm so f*cking irritated" in 10 seconds flat

It's good for that style: Noncompliments Part II

You did your best: The Art of the Noncompliment

A huge piece I left out

Here are the bare outlines which sound at best apocryphal