A 2 1/2 -year-old on examining a picture of the crucifixion

It’s not supposed to do that.

That’s not allowed.

His feet. His hands. See?

She’s crying.

She need ice.

She doesn’t want ice.

He wants to climb a tree.

He can’t climb it.

She’s crying and crying.

He needs to feel better.

(What adds a bizarre post-modern element to the scene is that the picture was an ad for some kind of energy drink held up to Jesus mouth. That was a small part of the picture and I don't think it factored into the interpretation in any major way.)